Originally aired January 23, 2005
Written by Jonathan Shapiro and David E. Kelley
Directed by Mike Listo

ABC Summary
Brad defends a high-profile publicist who is being accused of entering into a lesbian relationship solely for financial and personal gain, all the while hiding her true heterosexuality from her lover. Meanwhile, Shore hires Catherine Piper (Betty White) to be his new assistant, and she wastes no time offending everyone in the office. And Denny Crane, initially insisting he try the case solo but reluctantly allowing Shore to serve as second chair, defends a doctor who is being sued for prescribing a drug that has not been approved by the FDA.

Transcript of episode (by Imamess)

Guest Cast
Betty White as Catherine Piper
Sarah Carter as Tracey Green
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson as Stephanie Rogers
Andy Umberger as Attorney Morrison
David Purdham as Judge William Connolly
William Atherton as A.D.A. Howard Zale
Travis McKenna as Mark Harrison
Michael Ensign as Judge Paul Resnick
Michael O'Neill as Dr. Robert McLean
Gibby Brand as Dr. Leonard Raskin
Angela Sargeant as foreperson no. 1
Diane Kim as Marcia Allen
P.J. O'Connor as foreman

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