Originally aired February 13, 2005
Written by David E. Kelley
Directed by Bill D'Elia

ABC Summary
Shirley Schmidt and Denny Crane represent a man whose steakhouse is being put out of business as the publicity-hungry mayor has pushed through an ordinance banning red meat for fear of Mad Cow disease, and in the process of trying the case, Crane wins over Schmidt's respect as an attorney. Meanwhile, what begins as an evening out for Alan Shore and Tara Wilson ends in a barroom brawl, with Shore arrested for conspiracy to commit assault and battery. And Lori and Brad serve as second chair for a new attorney Schmidt has just poached from another law firm who refers to himself as "Sexy Man."

Transcript of episode (by Imamess)

Guest Cast
Betty White as Catherine Piper
Henry Gibson as Judge Clark Brown
Rick Yune as Troi Ran
Pat Skipper as Attorney Michael Roker
Holmes Osborne as Mayor George Bostwick
Michael Dempsey as Dominick Ryan
Francesca P. Roberts as Judge Jamie Atkinson
David Burke as D.A. Casey Mathias
John Short as Dr. Raymond Young
Jason Blicker as Attorney Timothy Simms
Curt Bouril as Edwards
Yamil Piedra as Joe
Brandon Molale as Mike
Jack Impellizzeri as Officer Jackson
Takayo Fischer as clerk
Glen Walker as reporter
Kitana Baker as beautiful woman

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