Originally aired March 13, 2005
Written by David E. Kelley
Directed by Hubert De La Bouillerie

ABC Summary
Alan Shore and Chelina Hall represent a high school student who is seeking an injunction to reverse the policy of his principal, Steven Harper (Chi McBride, reprising his "Boston Public" role), who has banned a particular news network from school grounds on the basis that it is biased and incendiary. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Crane take the case of an old adversary and legal legend, Milton Bombay (Carl Reiner), who wishes to be frozen and stored in a cryonics institute.

Transcript of episode (by Imamess)

Guest Cast
Betty White as Catherine Piper
Kerry Washington as Chelina Hall
Carl Reiner as Milton Bombay
Chi McBride as Steven Harper
Ryan Kelley as Stuart Milch
Christina Chang as Attorney Elizabeth Tyler
Victor McCay as Dr. Malcolm Freemont
Ray Laska as Judge James Billmeyer
Tyrees Allen as Assistant Attorney General Doug Beecham
Richard Portnow as Judge Peter Harding
Glenn Taranto as maitre d'
David Beckett as band leader

Previous episode: 1x15 [Tortured Souls]
Next episode: 1x17 [Death Be Not Proud]