Originally aired January 24, 2006
Written by Andrew Kreisberg & Lawrence Broch
Directed by Steve Robin

ABC Summary
Alan Shore bails out Catherine Piper (Betty White) after she goes on a spree of convenience store holdups. Meanwhile, Denise Bauer sues an HMO for inadequate internet security that led to a brutal murder -- all the while trying to get through to her hospitalized boyfriend, Daniel Post (Michael J. Fox), who won't take her phone calls. And, as the partners begin to see Beverly Bridge's influence on Denny Crane, Brad Chase makes her a proposition and tries to convince her to leave Denny.

Transcript of episode (by Imamess with thanks to Sue_B)

Guest Cast
Michael J. Fox as Daniel Post
Betty White as Catherine Piper
Joanna Cassidy as Beverly Bridge
Lisa Vidal as Irma Levine
Ana Ortiz as A.D.A. Holly Raines
Kayla Mae Maloney as Emily Hayden
Hildy Brooks as Judge Nora Lang
Mark L. Taylor as Attorney Adam Jovanka
John Aylward as Tom Orchard
Michael Shamus Wiles as Ned Hayden
Michael C. Alexander as Officer Lawrence Michaels
Marshall Manesh as George Keene
Jeff Bowser as Clerk no. 2
Shirley Jordan as foreperson
Regan Burns as Stan
Sharon Omi as Ming

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