Originally aired February 7, 2006
Written by Phoef Sutton & Michael Reisz
Directed by Arlene Sanford

ABC Summary
The terminally ill Daniel Post (Michael J. Fox) hosts his own funeral, an event that Denise Bauer would rather not attend. Meanwhile, Alan Shore takes an interest in a woman who causes a political uproar when she leads a protest with hundreds of bare-breasted women. And Catherine Piper (Betty White), who is now the office building's new sandwich lady, decides that the office of junior associate Garrett Wells is the perfect spot for her to do her accounting work. Alan promises a job interview to A.D.A. Holly Raines in exchange for a favorable settlement for Catherine, but Brad Chase decides not to hire her. In a complicated exchange of favors and threats, Brad and Alan conduct a charade to make D.A. Bodnar think Brad will run for office.

Transcript of episode (by Imamess with thanks to Sue_B)

Guest Cast
Michael J. Fox as Daniel Post
Betty White as Catherine Piper
Lisa Vidal as Irma Levine
Ana Ortiz as A.D.A. Holly Raines
Thom Gossom, Jr. as Judge Blake Winters
Marc Vann as D.A. Scott Bodnar
Scott MacDonald as Officer Michael Minden
Erica Gimpel as Attorney Samantha Fried
Daniel Kash as Patrick
Alex Nevil as Terry
Joleen Lutz as Cathy
Kurt Scholler as bailiff
Ted Lyde as foreman

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