Originally aired February 14, 2006
Written by Corinne Brinkerhoff
Directed by Bob Yannetti

ABC Summary
Alan Shore files a discrimination suit against a private school that refuses to admit a gifted nine-year-old girl with nerve damage that makes it impossible for her to smile. Since Brad Chase's attempt to bribe Denny Crane's fiancee, Beverly Bridge (Joanna Cassidy), failed miserably, she threatens to tell Denny what happened unless Brad can find a legal loophole to save her sickly cat from her ex-husband, who wants to take it off of life support. Meanwhile, Shirley Schmidt and Denise Bauer defend a teenage girl who was brutally raped and is now pregnant. The girl wants to sue the Catholic hospital where she was treated because they refused to provide her with emergency contraception.

Transcript of episode (by Imamess with thanks to Sue_B)

Guest Cast
Joanna Cassidy as Beverly Bridge
Steven M. Porter as Kevin Willhite
Ken Lerner as Howard Bridge
Kelly Smith as Amelia Warner
Mary McDonough as Janice Warner
Hannah Leigh Dworkin as Marissa Deaver
Shannon O'Hurley as Theresa Deaver
Kenneth Kimmins as Dr. James Tusten
Don McManus as Attorney John Lennox
Andy Umberger as Attorney Morrison
Ron Canada as Judge Willard Reese
Richard V. Licata as Judge Dale Melman
Brandon Ford Green as George
Freda Foh Shen as Dr. Ann Kumi
Craig Patton as foreman

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