Originally aired March 14, 2006
Written by David E. Kelley & Janet Leahy
Directed by Adam Arkin

ABC Summary
When Alan Shore's secretary, Melissa (Marisa Coughlan), is arrested for tax evasion, he takes on the case of this outspoken girl who says her late, patriotic grandfather would be proud of her for challenging the government. Meanwhile, after a blind date with Shirley Schmidt's nephew goes badly, Denise Bauer hopes her love life will improve when she meets a cute policeman. And Paul Lewiston decides to stage an intervention for his crystal-meth-using daughter, insisting that a reluctant Brad Chase help him.

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Guest Cast
Jayne Brook as Rachel Lewiston
Shelley Berman as Judge Robert Sanders
Marisa Coughlan as Melissa
Josh Braaten as Scott Warner
Ron Canada as Judge Willard Reese
Scott Paulin as U.S. Attorney Jonathan Shapiro
Ashley and April Rios as Fiona
Brad Bovee as P.I. Smollers
Michael Hilow as P.I. Jerome
Robert Joseph as Federal Marshall Joseph Reynolds
Bradley James as Federal Marshall Thomas Leahy
Kevin Isola as Michael Reisz
Matthew Lenhart as jury foreman
Zylan Brooks as clerk no. 1
Laura Henry as clerk no. 2

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